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Sp...ARKLE?!!!!!@_____________. [May. 28th, 2009|10:53 pm]
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OH
MY
GOD.


Vampires do not turn into dust when they are in sunlight.

THEY SPARKLE!

I repeat.

THEY SPARKLE!

Seriously, when I first read about Edward Cullen (that vamp in Twilight) sparkling when going into the sunlight, I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE!!!!

But....HE SPARKLES!!!!

Like...diamonds. O_____.

"...that's why we can't go into the sunlight. People would know we were different."

"....BECAUSE WE SPARKLE!!"

Im shocked.. I kid you not. I AM SHOCKED!.

I have never read the Twilight series, I actually though I might some day.

But I sit here today, and I swear on all that is holy, I will NEVER EVER read Twilight.

VAMPIRES
DO
NOT
SPARKLE!



I will probably delete this entry later, as it is complete and utter spam. I just HAD to get that off my chest somewhere.. Give me Darren Shan anytime. But sparkling vampires?!?! I'm surprised Edvard Cullen isn't pink aswell. Maybe he **GLOWS** in the moonlight...

Somebody convince me Twilight is worth reading =_=;;
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[User Picture]From: apocryphala
2009-05-28 09:15 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHA.

Takk my dear Frida, for the much much needed laugh.
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[User Picture]From: shuyinda
2009-05-28 09:29 pm (UTC)
My pleasure LoL 8D

I'm glad it made you laugh!! although It's quite serious. I mean, vamps might come and GLITTERYOUTODEATH! DX
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[User Picture]From: apocryphala
2009-05-28 09:36 pm (UTC)
OHNOES.

I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT. THE GLITTER ;_;
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[User Picture]From: shuyinda
2009-05-28 09:43 pm (UTC)
Yeaah, it will LIEK keep you awake at night so you eventually DIE OF INSOMNIA!!! (oh the terror!) D8
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[User Picture]From: taengoo
2009-05-28 09:17 pm (UTC)
i fucking hate twilight.

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[User Picture]From: shuyinda
2009-05-28 09:31 pm (UTC)
You know what, I used to dislike the whole thing because I generally dislike the ROMANCE genre.

But now?

I fucking hate it too.
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[User Picture]From: taengoo
2009-05-28 09:38 pm (UTC)
i dont even like vampires.
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[User Picture]From: shuyinda
2009-05-28 09:44 pm (UTC)
Baha, I used to have a thing for vamps.

...Not anymoAr.
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[User Picture]From: ivgota20dllrbil
2009-05-28 09:23 pm (UTC)
have you watched true blood? cuz when they're in sun they basically sizzle and burn, like REAL vampires should lol. but straight down to their bones rather than dust.
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[User Picture]From: shuyinda
2009-05-28 09:35 pm (UTC)
Noooo I haven't, but I have watched some clips on youtube and read about it! And it actually sounds good. is it?

I have always imagined vampires to sizzle and burn to the bone (rather than go "pooff" and turn into dust). But I NEVAH imagined this.

How on earth is a Sparkling vampire scary? Aren't vampires supposed to be "Scary?" Or have I just misunderstood the whole idea 0_o



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[User Picture]From: ivgota20dllrbil
2009-05-28 09:46 pm (UTC)
maybe it was meant for the kid audience who reads it? i dunno, i haven't read them either but i might...i wanna see what the big fuss is all about..

and i like true blood, alot haha. i watched the entire season in 2 days (yay for doing nothing during the summer) but a few peole complain that the acting is a little corny which is true, but i like the story line
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[User Picture]From: shuyinda
2009-05-28 10:00 pm (UTC)
Yeah probably. I wanted to do that as well, but I'm very picky in my taste in books, so I might end up reading half and then forgetting about it < _ <.. *have done that MAANY times*

I'd rather see the movie in it's whole first :P Just to see what I'm missing.

Wow! That's totally like something I could do LoL Actually I have done it a few times with other series x3 I should download a few episodes! And it's amazing how a good storyline can make up for bad acting anyway!

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[User Picture]From: ivgota20dllrbil
2009-05-28 10:08 pm (UTC)
(it's on hbo on demand if you have that)
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[User Picture]From: shuyinda
2009-05-28 09:40 pm (UTC)
Yeah, in Twilight they sparkle... You should watch that clip on youtube. It's embarrassing O_o... Lawl

I have come to that conclusions as well LoL xD I won't touch that book, and If I watch the movie. I'll probably be so embarrassed I'll die...D8
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[User Picture]From: caution_insane
2009-05-28 10:58 pm (UTC)
Omg I know! I was shocked when I found that out too. How pathetic! Far out!

So glad someone else thinks its stupid too!

Xx
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[User Picture]From: shuyinda
2009-05-28 11:52 pm (UTC)
You have no idea, It left me so gobsmacked I've spent like...two hours reading a hysterical chapter summary of the first book. I bet this blog is even BETTER than the book.

Far FAAAR out!

http://vampirely.wordpress.com/twilight-recaps-by-chapter/ <-- ahaha
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[User Picture]From: 0928soubi
2009-05-29 01:48 am (UTC)
i would never try to convince anyone that twilight is worth reading as i read about two pages before i had to put it down because of how truly badly it was written. totally ignoring the story the woman is just no damn good at being an author.
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[User Picture]From: shuyinda
2009-06-03 10:28 am (UTC)
I have heard other people say that aswell! Stephen king even said she was a horrible writer..Nevah I say!!
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[User Picture]From: seki
2009-05-29 04:13 am (UTC)
There's a woman who I work with sometimes who raves about this book. When I heard they sparkled in the sun light.


Really?



Really?
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[User Picture]From: shuyinda
2009-06-03 10:29 am (UTC)
Bwhahah, I reacted somewhat the same way when I read it somewhere..Like:

Okay.

Wait...WHAT!??
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[User Picture]From: kaninmelodi
2009-05-29 02:45 pm (UTC)
I AGREE So mUCH so SOSoSOSOSO MUCH.

Vampires doesn't sparkle, they fucking burn in the sun. Goddammit.
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[User Picture]From: shuyinda
2009-06-03 10:30 am (UTC)
Hell yeah!!!

what the hell is so dangerous about sparkling in the sunlight?!!?

Also, If I were a frickin murderous vampire I wouldn`t let SPARKLE stop me from entering a crowd of people and killing at will!!
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